Lycra

At a country show one day saw a couple of young boys looking at us and having sideways conversion with each other. When we reached them they looked in silence fer a minute then one said “are you a man or a woman?”

Unfazed, having had the Pirates sexuality challenged before fer wearing two earrings, we answered, “Man”.

“Then why have you got boobs?!”

It weren’t too long after that we stopped wearing lycra shirts.